clientsfromhell:

We were discussing terms for a mobile app my client’s retail company wanted.

Client: What about if instead of your fixed fee, we gave you a percentage on our profits? You might get more money, and you’ll be more motivated to do a great job!

Me: Aren’t you going to make it free?

Client: Yeah, so what about it?


(via lulz-time)


kissmeok:

♡love/couples♡

kissmeok:

love/couples♡


foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(via heyfunniest)


awkward-at-best:

literally me if i get married

(via l-aughterr)



no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

(via fvck-layy)


sydloohoo:

"When did you decide to be gay?"

Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

(via fvck-layy)


infinite-night-in-winter:

s-lc:

oh this is gold

platinum 

infinite-night-in-winter:

s-lc:

oh this is gold

platinum 

(via fvck-layy)