breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

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derekptv:

If you come out of a concert looking the same way you did when you went in, you’re doing it wrong

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hate:

"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer

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deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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oksigh:

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

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taco-bell-rey:

Remember that time the Proud Family was kinda racist.

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guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

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